The Pope doesn't believe in God...

''Le pape ne croit pas en Dieu! Vous avez déjà vu un prestidigitateur qui croit à la magie, vous?''

Coluche


The Pope doesn't believe in God; Did you ever see a conjurer who believed in magic ?

''Les portes de l'avenir sont ouvertes à ceux qui savent les pousser.''
Coluche


Doors of the future are open to those who know how to push them.

“Nous aurons le destin que nous aurons mérité.''

Einstein

We will have the destiny we deserve

''Toute idée fausse finit dans le sang, mais il s'agit toujours du sang des autres. C'est ce qui explique que certains de nos philosophes se sentent à l'aise pour dire n'importe quoi.''

Albert Camus

Mistaken ideas always end in bloodshed, but in every case it is someone else’s blood. That is why some of our thinkers feel free to say just about anything.

''Si on écoutait ce qui se dit, les riches seraient les méchants, les pauvres, les gentils.
Alors pourquoi tout le monde veut devenir méchant ?''
Coluche

If you listen to what peopel say: the rich are bad and the poor nice. Then why is it that everyone wants to be bad?


İnsanların söylediklerine bakacak olsan diyorlar ki; zenginler kötüdür, fakirler iyi. Peki o halde neden herkes kötü olmak istiyor?

''Le communisme, c'est une des seules maladies graves qu'on n'a pas expérimenté d'abord sur des animaux.''

Coluche

Communism is one of the few grave diseases we didn't try on animals first.

Komünizm, ilk önce hayvanlar üzerinde deneyemeyeceğimiz çok ciddi birkaç hastalıktan biridir.

“Les psychiatres, c’est très efficace. Moi, avant, je pissais au lit, j’avais honte. Je suis allé voir un psychiatre, je suis guéri. Maintenant, je pisse au lit, mais j’en suis fier.”
Coluche

Psychiatrists are very effective. Before, I used to pee in my bed and was very ashamed of it. After seeing a psychiatrist I got better. Now, I pee in my bed but I am proud of it.

“Je suis capable du meilleur et du pire. Mais, dans le pire, c’est moi le meilleur.”

Coluche

I am capable of the very best and the very worst, but I'm the best at being the worst!

''Y a 3 millions de personnes qui veulent du travail. C'est pas vrai, de l'argent leur suffirait.''

Coluche

They say 3 million people are looking for a job. False: all they really need is money.

''Il y a deux sortes de justice: vous avez l'avocat qui connait bien la loi, et l'avocat qui connait bien le juge!''

Coluche

There are two kinds of justice : the lawyer who knows everything about the law, and the lawyer who knows everything about the judge.

“Dieu, c'est comme le sucre dans le lait chaud. Il est partout et on ne Le voit pas... Et plus on Le cherche, moins on Le trouve.”

Coluche


God is like sugar in hot milk. He is everywhere but you do not see him. The more you look for him the less you find of him.

Tanrı, sıcak sütün içindeki şeker gibi. O her yerde ama göremiyorsunuz. Ne kadar çok ararsanız o kadar çok kaybediyorsunuz.

"Le mois de l'année où le politicien dit le moins de conneries, c'est le mois de février, parce qu'il n'y a que vingt-huit jours."
Coluche

February is the month of the year when politicians say the least stupidity because there is only 28 days.


Politikacıların en az saçmaladıkları ay şubattır; çünkü şubat ayı 28 çekiyor.